BAGUHAN PA LANG.

Dahil sa tindi ng kahirapan sa probinsya, namasukan si Inday bilang katulong sa Maynila.

Wed, 27 Feb 2013 06:09:01 -0500

Habang ini-interview ng amo…..

Amo: Kailangan namin ng katulong para mag-linis ng bahay, Magluto, maglaba, mamalantsa, mamalengke, at magbantay sa mga bata. Kaya mo ba ang lahat ng
ito?

Inday: I believe that my acquired skills, training and expertise in management with the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute significantly to the value of the work that you want done. My creativity, productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcome I can offer will boost the work progress.

Amo: [Nagdugo ang ilong.]

Makaraan ang dalawang araw, umuwi ang amo, nakitang may bukol si Junior.

Amo: Inday, bakit may bukol si Junior?

Inday: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural
design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy’s cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.

Amo: [Nagdugo ulit ang ilong.]

Kinagabihan, habang naghahapunan….

Amo: Inday, bakit naman maalat ang ulam natin?

Inday: The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.

Amo: [Nagdugo na naman ang ilong.]

Donya: Bakit tuwing pag-uwi ko, nararatnan kitang nanunuod ng TV?!

Inday: Because I don’t want you to see me doing absolutely nothing.

Donya: [Hinimatay.]

Kinabukasan, sinamahan ni Inday si Junior sa Principal’s office dahil hindi makapunta ang amo at donya.

Principal: Sinuntok ni Junior ang kanyang kaklase.

Inday: It’s absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict an injury to anyone. I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids in this educational institution. Your policies need revision because they suck!

Principal: [Nagbitiw sa tungkulin.]

Pagdating sa bahay, nandun na ang amo, galit na galit.

Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!

Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have occurred, wrecking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris is scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast, causing damage to the path it was heading for.

Amo: [Nagdugo na naman ang ilong.]

Habang nagluluto si Inday ng hapunan, malikot si Junior.

Inday: Stop your rambunctious behavior! It is bound to result in property damages and if that happens, there will be the corresponding corporal punishment to be inflicted upon you!

Junior: [Takbo sa CR, para hugasan ang nagdudugong ilong.]

Pagkatapos magluto, nanood na ng TV si Inday. Nasa balita na umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.

Junior: Bakit kaya siya umalis?

Inday: Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know instinctively that things will get worse if they stay. Leaving can be very tough, and it’s even harder when people can’t understand you for doing so.

Junior: [Binalinguyngoy na naman. Takbo ulit sa CR.]

Nung gabing yon, may nag-text kay inday—si Dodong, ang driver ng kapitbahay, gustong makipagtext-mate..

Biday: To forestall further hopes of acquaintance, my unequivocal reply to your request - Irrevocable denial.

Di naglaon, dahil sa tiyaga ni Dodong, naging girlfriend niya rin si inday.

Pero di tumagal ang kanilang relasyon, at nakipag-break si inday kay Dodong.

Inday: The statute restricts me to love you but you made the provocations. The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you. We have some rules to think of, however. We have no vested rights to love each other because the upper household dismissed my petition!

Dodong: Perhaps you are mistaken…. I was merely attempting to expand my network of interests by involving you in my daily recreation. Heretofore, you can expect an end to any verbal articulation from myself!

May dumaan na mamang basurero, at narinig ang usapan nina Inday at Dodong.

Basurero (kay inday): Be careful in letting go of the things you think are just nothing because someday you will realize that the one you gave away was the very thing you had been wishing for to stay..

UPDATE.

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Wed, 27 Feb 2013 05:56:19 -0500

Signs You’re Falling In Love:

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Kapag wala kang load tapos biglang nagtext si crush...

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 01:40:04 -0500

beben-eleben:

Hala sige! Takbo! Magpaload sa pinakamalapit na tindahan!

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Sun, 24 Feb 2013 03:27:06 -0500

Kung si CRUSH ang topic, siguradong di ka mauubusan ng sasabihin.

Sat, 27 Oct 2012 09:33:55 -0400

tumblrrmokong:

Pag si Jose Rizal nagmulto sa'yo, matatakot ka?

Sat, 27 Oct 2012 09:33:05 -0400

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Thu, 04 Oct 2012 09:25:32 -0400

Why do Filipinos have so much PRIDE?

Thu, 04 Oct 2012 09:22:46 -0400

beben-eleben:

Because we eat Pride Rice, Pride Lumpia and Pride Chicken.

Everything is so much funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.

Thu, 04 Oct 2012 09:21:51 -0400

beben-eleben:

Photo

Thu, 04 Oct 2012 09:21:49 -0400

I do something awesome, no one sees it.

Thu, 04 Oct 2012 09:20:31 -0400

beben-eleben:

I do something embarrassing, everyone sees it.

patzelkim: SHOULD BEING HEALTHY BE LIMITED TO THE WEALTHY? We...

Mon, 10 Sep 2012 22:39:49 -0400

patzelkim:

SHOULD BEING HEALTHY BE LIMITED TO THE WEALTHY?

We all know that the uncontrollable increase of population in the Philippines causes poverty to the nation. Poverty, as we all know, is widespread in our country. We are now experiencing lack of resources, shelter and all primary needs which leads to greater chances of acquiring certain diseases. If you were to ask us our own opinion regarding Generics, we would strongly agree with Generic’s advocacy of cheaper, effective and quality medicine.

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Not all of us can afford medicine or drugs, especially the branded ones. As what the video above says,

Health, one of the basic and important commodities in preserving human life. For the privileged, it doesn’t take much to ensure well- being but for the less fortunate majority in the Philippines, with it is a luxury beyond reach.

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This basically means that not only the rich can be healthy and can be safe from any kind of illness or disease. Since the ‘effective and quality ones’ used to be expensive, only the fortunate people could afford this and can actually be healthy. but Because of generic drugs the people experiencing poverty can now have the same, if not more, quality to that of branded drugs. The poor are given the chance to be healthy. As what majority says, Health is a privilege. From the doctors, lawyers, nurses, pharmacist to the street sweepers or janitors, we are all privileged to be healthy. The rich and poor, Everyone. including the less fortunate has to have it. Thanks, generic drugs for making this possible!

"TIWALA LANG."

Wed, 08 Aug 2012 08:43:24 -0400

“TIWALA LANG.”

- God (via cayessable)

May mga bagay talaga sa mundo na mapapangiti ka na lang sa mga nangyayari at tanging tang ina na lang ang masasabi mo.

Thu, 02 Aug 2012 08:09:32 -0400

beben-eleben:

beben-eleben: epfidemic: her name is MAGGIE -...

Thu, 02 Aug 2012 08:09:30 -0400

beben-eleben:

epfidemic:

her name is MAGGIE - MAGGIElagid

HAHAHAHAHAHAsdafasfdasf

Who says college is easy?

Thu, 02 Aug 2012 08:07:08 -0400

cayessable:

One hand on PEN,

Other on PHONE.

One ear on LECTURE,

Other on CLASSMATES.

One eye on BOARD,

Other on CRUSH.

MIND on study,

HEART on somebody.

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Tue, 31 Jul 2012 22:22:25 -0400

Guys. Britain did it. They set fire to the rain.

Tue, 31 Jul 2012 09:54:12 -0400

beben-eleben:

1990 Killer Earthquake

Mon, 16 Jul 2012 08:21:14 -0400

cayessable:

Reminiscing July 16, 1990 Killer Earthquake

It was exactly 22 years when it happened.

Hotel Nevada.

Hayatt hotel where hundreds of lives were taken.

buildings along Session Road collapsed.

Baguio City after that nightmare..

Dear Karma

Mon, 16 Jul 2012 08:19:31 -0400

beben-eleben:

I have a long list of people you’ve missed.